In the beginning, there was TeamCow. Who were they? Well, we rode, we rested, we ate, and we drank (not so much of the riding to be honest, but lots of the rest). And then I went on the internet to complain about stuff. It was somewhat popular. I also had The BikeGuide - pics of as many bikes as I could find. Now, they're both back, and always, our motto; "If you think you're in TeamCow, then you are."
7.11.2006
Intermission!
i have to say i'm very happy about the comments i've been getting recently. i wondered if anybody was going to find this site even let alone care enough to say hey.
let me take this opportunity to apologize for my lack of speed with the rest of the bikes. i know there's a long way to go yet, and i'll get to the rest soon.
as soon as i find the CD-R with the rest of the pics and descriptions!
thanks again!
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4.13.2006
Foes

Zig Zag - I sure hope this slalom-specific frame rips the rider down the hill fast, because you wouldn't want the crowd noticing that this is one of the ugliest bikes ever.
FXC - Foes' answer to the Intense Tracer, and all the other XC oriented, longish travel bikes. And you don't see too many bikes set up this nice - RaceFace cranks and stem, Marzocchi fork - very nice.
LTS - I'm pretty sure Foes had the name "LTS" before GT, but I don't really know. Now that forks have caught up with long travel frame, anybody with one of these has a pretty decent DH bike. No disc tabs though...

DHS - The S stands for "Slammer." It looks very complicated to me, but I guess that's what you have to do to get the center of gravity down on a long travel bike. Consider the Rocky Mountain RM-9, which has the same wheel travel.

LTS - Another example of someone trying to keep an old FS frame going with a new fork. It might work, but this frame was designed back when 3 inches was as long as forks got...
Fluid
Fisher pt. 2
Sugar - This is the (supposedly) revolutionary Sugar. You may not know this, but this bike saved your life. It saved you from the tyranny of the "Freeride" bike, circa 1998. Short travel, not too active (the racers wouldn't have it any other way), and light-weight. It's exactly the bike you've been waiting for. Or already have, if you ride a Specialized FSR XC...

How do you get this heap up a hill anyway?

Sweet!
Supercaliber - This is another of the Trek OCLV framed Fishers. It's a good thing that they finally got Fisher their own identity, because this was like the Cadillac Cimarron of mountain bikes.
HKII - Only the second old Fisher I've ever seen sold on the internet. Either guys that own old Fishers never sell them, or they just hand them down. Or maybe they've never heard of Ebay...
Fisher

Advance - How much do people like their Fishers? Well this is the only pre-Trek bike I've ever seen for sale on MTBR or eBay, so I'd say a lot. I used to own this very same bike, and it was really good for a $600 bike.

What I don't think of - is a Trek OCLV.
I miss the good old days. This bike just looks wrong. [edit] The TeamCow jokebike is a bike so ... wrong, that it begs to be cut up by me.

Supercaliber - The '01 Supercal is a major improvement. The colors are back, as is the frame material. And while the graphics are way better, I believe there's still a way to go.

Procaliber - I think this bike was from just before Trek took over. It's Funny that a guy as bizarre as Gary is with his personal appearance, would have such unobtrusive graphics on one of his bikes.
Fat City Cycles pt. 2
Fat Chance - I love those old skool bikes... This 1988 model Fat seems to be totally stock. I guess Fat wins the "Bike Most Likely to Never be Upgraded" award.
Buck Shaver - There's a lot of cool things on this bike : Marzocchi Atom Bomb, old-skool SunTour Micro-Drive cranks (they invented compact cranks by the way), Syncros Ti seatpost, carbon barends, twisted-spoke wheels, and of course, that paint job.
Fat Chance - I'm not sure which model this is - but it is ultra-retro. Chainstay brakes, Rock Shox Judy DH forks, cantilever brakes, and old style Cook Bros. parts. Pretty nice bike...
Fat Chance - another cool, old Fat Chance. This one notable for the Scott AT-3 handlebars that were all the rage for about 12 minutes in 1992. I have a friend that cut them off and made a good commuter bike with them - about all they're good for I'd say.
Fat City Cycles

Yo Eddy - Totally a race bike - SID, long, flat stem, flat bar - all for racin'.

Yo Eddy - Another bike with an inverted Halson PDS fork - what are the odds? Take note of the Avid Arch Supremes on this bike - TeamCow's favorite rim brakes.

Yo Eddy - Another serious XC bike with an upside down Kore stem. Gotta keep that front end down. Get down! You know, I've always wondered who Eddy was...

Wicked Fat Chance - This bike is really nice. An all original Wicked Fat, with SunTour stuff, Manitou forks, and a Salsa stem. And check out that frame; is there anybody who makes a frame with a top tube parallel to the ground anymore?
Hats off for maintaining this old beauty...
3.31.2006
Ellsworth pt. 2

Truth - The Truth is Ellsworth's XC style bike. This one has a lot of nice stuff on it; Race Face seatpost, Next cranks, and I like the flat black finish on that WB fork.

Truth - This Truth is built for racing. A SID, Avid Arch Supremes, and flat bars with bar ends.

Absolute Truth - This was a special version of the Truth - hence the name. It looks like a pretty kick-ass XC bike - good fork, good cranks, and a cool color. Still those awful graphics though...

Id - This is the new trail/freeride bike for Ellsworth. Long travel, but light weight. This one has cool parts on it, looks like a winner.
Ellsworth

Dare - The highly regarded Ellsworth Dare. This one built up with a Hanebrink Z-6 and Hope DH discs. This frame probably works really well, but it's ugly. The rear section on this bike just looks goofy, and those graphics - seriously - are Ellsworth's corporate headquarters in East L.A.?

Dare - I like the theme here - black. And the skull is a nice touch. Those DHers are such a happy bunch. Seriously though, doesn't that Manitou look cool?

Dare - Well, I guess people buy the Boxxer because it's light. Which doesn't make all that much sense in the downhill world given how heavy everything else is. And why does that shock have that long extension on it? More importantly, why does this Dare have a Truth rear end on it? Maybe it's an older model...

Specialist - You are so not cool nowadays if you don't have a freeride/dirt jumping/'hucking' bike in your lineup. Something with a beefy frame, Marzocchi fork, and a general BMX look.
Ellison

FS - So-called 'new' designs like the Sugar/Fuel/Adept get a lot of hype, but like most things bicycle, it's already been done. This Ellison dates back to the early 90's. It looks a lot like the latest crop of XC-style full suspension bikes.

HT - [edit] This image was in the Ellison folder but I never wrote a description for it. It looks like it has a bent seatpost? Anyway, elevated chainstays seemed cool to me, but it's a dead idea nowadays.
